I couldn’t help myself [Insp by this post]

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myliesenner:

shouldnt:

How in the fuck…

what the actual




coochielatte:

jackanthonyfernandez:

carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicate 

Screaming

OH MY GOD

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lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*




feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

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angelicghaval:

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

iinthebackofmymind:

"The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he screwed you over, he screwed me over, because you’re my girl. So you have to be careful with the level of bad that you share with your girls. Because you forgive, but oh honey, mama don’t."

Preach.

SO. Damned. True.




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xxlastking:

kissedbybarbieee:

dynastylnoire:

xbean:

Black people can legit make up shit on the spot and make everyone else think it’s real slang.

Slope ass nigga.

Gloft bitch.

Blueberry Apple ipod pussy nigga.

Hatchback breath head ass.

My mama just dropped me off at the mall hairline having ass nigga.

ROFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL

Peanut butter pussy ass nigga

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